"I'll make you famous." - Billy the Kid, back before retweets when you still had to shoot people in the face
Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?
Today's lunchbox note: twitter.com/w_douillet/status/1…
New Testament = Old Testament fan fiction
Shoes with separate toes are like pants with separate penis.
I honestly thought we'd be up to an André 3020 or 3021 by now.
Nothing good goes into a microwave at 3:00am.
When I take out the trash I write dollar signs on the bags so my neighbors think I'm doing really well.






